Posted by: Midsummernight | September 28, 2006

New Bathtime Rules

1.) No pooping in the tub.

2.) If you ignore rule one and decide to poop in the tub there will be no reaching for it (in obvious desire to taste) while your mother is getting your brother out of the tub.

3.) If you ignore rules one and two, there will be no screaming while your mother barely catches you in time to avoid actually grabbing the poop.

4.) If you ignore rules one, two and three then while your mother is draining the tub and washing her hands there will be no reaching into the toilet to try and grab the poop from there.

5.) If you ignore rules one, two, three and four there will be no screaming as your mother grabs you once again and procedees to wash your hands.

6.) If you ignore rules one, two, three, four and five then your mother will not be the one giving you a bath for the next week.

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Responses

  1. EWWWW!
    I am not volunteering to give him a bath, till he is out of this stage.

  2. Had child poop episode just last week. Hadn’t had one in a long time so I was caught off guard and took that minute to think “Hmmm, what is that” which delays all other actions very much like your list! Enjoyed it a lot! Thank you!

  3. […] read me” comment for Karen’s Linky Love post I thought about the fact that I have not had a poop incident in a while.  Oh, how I think too soon.  As soon as I hit send I looked over to see […]


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